peace & love

she’s a silent blogger in the next door room

What is being British?

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese tv and most of all being suspicious of anything foreign. Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than a fucking ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the fucking pens to the counter. Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front. We might be British but fuck we’re funny. 

the patter of rain on windows is beautiful.